What I Ate! Article Headlines
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Wazzup with this Deli?
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Article Date: |
Monday, March 27, 2006, 2:06 pm |
| Author: | Phoney Baloney |
| Category: | Restaurant Dining |
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I thought the "Time Square Deli" was a misprint on the menu.
The sign out front says "DELI" in big letters.
Smaller, the sign says "Time Square".
They left off the "s" in "Times".
Their entire menu has the NY theme: Broadway, The Bronx, Manhattan, etc.
But Number 2 is also called "Time Square"
Fire that guy.
I had the #8 Madison Ave. Turkey breast swiss cole slaw & russian dressing.
Also clam chowder.
No big deal.
I threw the pickle at the squirrels.
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Comfort Wings
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Article Date: |
Monday, March 27, 2006, 2:19 pm |
| Author: | Irritable Growl Syndrome |
| Category: | Home Made |
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Sometimes, ya just need simple comfort food.
Not feeling too well last night, I just threw some wings in the oven.
That really hit the spot.
I'll never say no chicken never did me no favor.
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Chicken of the Sewer
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Article Date: |
Monday, March 27, 2006, 4:30 pm |
| Author: | Pollo Con Crappo |
| Category: | Home Made |
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Crock pots are only good for soups and stews
When Will I Learn?
Again, chicken breasts turned to mush!
Here's my secret recipe:
1. Place chicken carefully in crock pot with sesame oil, garlic, onions, and barbeque sauce and cook for 4 hours on low heat.
2. Dump it in the sink.
Shipwreck survivors wouldn't eat this. Ask any mermaid.
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Smoothie Operations !
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Article Date: |
Tuesday, March 28, 2006, 9:37 am |
| Author: | Madame Curie |
| Category: | Home Made |
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Frozen Strawberries + Fresh Orange Juice = Wow!
After a grueling day in the lab, I retreated to my kitchen, a lab in its own right.
It was dark. I was tired. I had put in a long day. Shuffling through the kitchen, I tripped over the phone cord and knocked a bag of frozen strawberries into the blender. The pitcher of fresh orange juice tipped over and fell into the blender as well.
I had left the blender on from the week before, thinking I would use it again soon enough. Maybe I hadn't been thinking about safety.
Barely avoiding stepping into the water bucket where I keep my toaster, I grabbed the Christmas lights wrapped around the faucet to stop my fall. I almost killed myself.
Man, I'll never work late again.
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Cheap Beer Downtown
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Article Date: |
Saturday, April 15, 2006, 9:30 am |
| Author: | Swill-O-Holic |
| Category: | What I Drank ! |
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Aahh, swillin' the PBR on a warm spring night. Fabulous!
My word! I dare say it was enlightening to mingle with the masses.
Once.
No more Pabst for me. Doctor's orders.
Word.
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